Kids Say the Darndest Things...

So all kids are funny, they just are.  All ages, all stages, funny in their own way.  (Sometimes with middle schoolers it might be funny looking...I say this because I was one! Ha!)  AND Every parent thinks their kid is the funniest thing on Earth, and I am one of them.  My kids keep me laughing constantly and it truly is what gets me through the day sometimes.  Long story, short:  I like to laugh.  All this being said, some of this might not be funny to you... but it's fuuunnny to me and things I want to remember - forever.  You'll also find that all of these are Grady - sorry Cole, but you don't talk yet.  You are pretty cute though... and you do lots of funny things!

Grady:  When Daddy growds up he should be a fireman.
Me:  Uhm... he is a grown up, right?
Grady:  No, well kinda.  When you are 34 you have to grow up and he should right now.
Me:  Well, what job does Daddy have right now?
Grady:  He works. (in a real duh-mom kind of voice)


Grady:  Is Justin Bieber a girl or a boy?
Me:  He's a boy.
Grady:  Are you sure cause he sounds like a girl?!


Me:  Grady, why are you scratching your legs?  Do they itch?
Grady:  No, it makes me run faster.


Grady:  Mommy, Horse-Juice makes the computer at school work good.  It also has air and cords in it.


Grady:  Mommy, I'm going outside to look for my shadow cause if I have one it's Winter for 5 more days!

Grady:  The Indians were alive a long long time ago and they didn't have washing machines so they had to hang their clothes on a clothes-line. 

Grady:  Mommy, sometimes you are like Darth Vadar in the mornings.

Grady:  Mommy, you should call me "Grady-yu" because you can't hear the y at the end of my name.

Grady:  I don't need a hot-chocolate break, I've got lots of energy in me! (when skiing)

Grady:  "Police Navidad, Police Navidad" - for Feliz Navidad at Christmas time

Grady:  Mommas are better than Daddas.
Me:  Really?  How's that?
Grady:  Well, the lionesses do all the hunting and take care of the cubs
Me:  True...
Grady:  And they can take down a pack and run faster and...etc.

Grady:  Singing the Months of the Year song... January, February, March, April, May, June "DO-YOU-LIKE" (for July) August

Grady:  Mommy, I really like the bark on the outside of the chicken!

Grady:  (really loud and in the bathroom at a restaurant) Why do you pee-pee out of your bottom?

Grady:  Dear Jesus, thank you for T-ball and Pillow Pets.  Amen