So all kids are funny, they just are. All ages, all stages, funny in their own way. (Sometimes with middle schoolers it might be funny looking...I say this because I was one! Ha!) AND Every parent thinks their kid is the funniest thing on Earth, and I am one of them. My kids keep me laughing constantly and it truly is what gets me through the day sometimes. Long story, short: I like to laugh. All this being said, some of this might not be funny to you... but it's fuuunnny to me and things I want to remember - forever. You'll also find that all of these are Grady - sorry Cole, but you don't talk yet. You are pretty cute though... and you do lots of funny things!
Grady: When Daddy growds up he should be a fireman.
Me: Uhm... he is a grown up, right?
Grady: No, well kinda. When you are 34 you have to grow up and he should right now.
Me: Well, what job does Daddy have right now?
Grady: He works. (in a real duh-mom kind of voice)
Grady: Is Justin Bieber a girl or a boy?
Me: He's a boy.
Grady: Are you sure cause he sounds like a girl?!
Me: Grady, why are you scratching your legs? Do they itch?
Grady: No, it makes me run faster.
Grady: Mommy, Horse-Juice makes the computer at school work good. It also has air and cords in it.
Grady: Mommy, I'm going outside to look for my shadow cause if I have one it's Winter for 5 more days!
Grady: The Indians were alive a long long time ago and they didn't have washing machines so they had to hang their clothes on a clothes-line.
Grady: Mommy, sometimes you are like Darth Vadar in the mornings.
Grady: Mommy, you should call me "Grady-yu" because you can't hear the y at the end of my name.
Grady: I don't need a hot-chocolate break, I've got lots of energy in me! (when skiing)
Grady: "Police Navidad, Police Navidad" - for Feliz Navidad at Christmas time
Grady: Mommas are better than Daddas.
Me: Really? How's that?
Grady: Well, the lionesses do all the hunting and take care of the cubs
Me: True...
Grady: And they can take down a pack and run faster and...etc.
Grady: Singing the Months of the Year song... January, February, March, April, May, June "DO-YOU-LIKE" (for July) August
Grady: Mommy, I really like the bark on the outside of the chicken!
Grady: (really loud and in the bathroom at a restaurant) Why do you pee-pee out of your bottom?
Grady: Dear Jesus, thank you for T-ball and Pillow Pets. Amen